Photo: 1.28.10

Does no one use this anymore? And bla-DOW! The posse (that never actually existed) has dissipated (despite the lack of existence). Adorus Majorus - let’s revive this world.
 

Does no one use this anymore? And bla-DOW! The posse (that never actually existed) has dissipated (despite the lack of existence). Adorus Majorus - let’s revive this world.

 

The type of

control i have over mah anti-pancreatic disposition is apparently meant for individuals with at least ten years of life left. good to know! So i can buy tickets for TAO 2020? SHKITTLES!

 

Video: 10.17.09

Wilford and I got it goin’ on.

 

C’est la vie… Boheme.

- and I wouldn’t have it any other way. CHEERS to evolution and REvolution, where there is a will, there is a way, and millions of delights with that way.

I have to say that life, bittersweet as it may be, is best as such. I hope all y’all childrens will come to agree with me when I say that every moment is nothing but phenomenal, in it’s own way. 

 

Dying…slowly

I won’t be home until Sunday and it’s starting to kill me. I have nothing to do, no phone and my nagging old grandmother’s keeping me company (I do love them though!)

I have had 2 days of spaghetti (pigs feet and neckbones included).

A southern style breakfast every morning.

My fair share of Touched by an Angel and Matlock.

The only good things about this trip are that I’m still getting paid in full for my vacation by my job aaaand the $130 ring I’ll be sportin’ when I come back! Courtesy of my family as a late birthday gift.

I’m slowly gaining weight again…AMAZING, I KNOW!

I’ve renewed interest in Dawson’s Creek. The first season is actually REALLy edgy and exciting.

My Aunt FINALLY came out to me….come on bitch, you’re favorite show was “the L word.” Good times.

I discovered I move in Oct 3rd and have from the beginning of Sept to then to LEGITIMATELY party since I’ll only be working 3-4 days a week now (at severely reduced pay and only minor free ticket priviledges…sorry!)

P.S. I REALLY want to go to a Power Ranger’s party. Oh, Rita…you crafty bitch. Zordon, you wrinkly old man you.

 

Two Other Things

Watch the movie Primer. It’ll blow your mind so fucking hard you won’t even remember what the concept of time travel is. You have to watch this movie at least twice to semi-understand it. GO! NOW!

The other thing I wanted to mention is a Power Ranger party. Hell yes, I want to throw a Power Ranger’s party. I’m downloading the first season right now and I expect to watch it with a group of people at my place. We’re going to do this old school: koolaid, fruit rollups, and whatever else you ate during the youngin’ days while watching t.v from 2-5 p.m.

 

Tales From The Fisch

Whew, I’m alive. Sort of. Here’s a quick breadown:

Ibiza was fun. However I also have a bad taste in my mouth because of the unfortunate turn of events that occured. Let me try to paint you the picture:

You go to adult Disneyland, and it’s essentially paradise. Everywhere you turn it’s exactly what you could hope for as an adult. Half-naked women, beautiful beaches, 4-star luxury pools, amazing house music, and more. It’s all great, and you enjoy this paradise for a few days and then all of the sudden the side of “too much good stuff” comes out and you start getting furiously raped in the ass by the fist of Ibiza. Day 7, lose new iPhone 3Gs. Day 8 somehow lose your earing. Day 9: get really sick, potentially having the Swine Flu. I find it ironic this all starts on the “holy” day. Thank god for the seventh day of rest and the cursed 4 days I had to spend in bed getting over the horrible stages of my flu.

Still, in the end, it was worth it. I just wish I wasn’t so vehemently fucked by Ibiza’s bad side.

At least… I came back with my sanity, for the most part… right? :)

So what’s going on now?

I’m rocking my old iPhone (old school babbbbbby). I repierced/stretched my ear. I’m going to go see District 9 tonight.

 

:(

to where hath the herd vanished?

 

i hate beamers.

Today, I was walking with my mom to get frozen yogurt when a 5-series BMW parked in a handicap spot backed up and hit me (my leg). My mom tried to stop her (young prissy bitch… who btw was NOT handicapped), but she pulled out and tried to drive off and almost hit my mom. It was a new car with no license plate number, and there were no witnesses. I was too startled to remember to take a picture, so i had no basis for a police report. FML.

on the bright side, the frozen yogurt was delicious. on the not so bright side, i was so pissed and startled, i could barely taste it.

 
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