Ibiza, bitch.

Vinson and I are in Ibiza. It’s our second day.

If you’d like to follow our adventure, check out http://blog.weheartibiza.com

…everyone’s disappearing…

…Elina’s in the Caribbean…
…Dan and Vin left to Ibiza this morning…
…Emily and Mac are going to New York on Sunday…

I would take any of the above in a minute. But I get to stay and burn in LA.

It’s all good… hope they all have the most amazing time ever! Can’t wait to see pictures and hear stories!

IBIZA LIST!!!

15 pairs of socks
15 pairs of boxers
14 shirts
swim trunks
linen pants
shorts
3 jeans
flip flops
shoes
belts
tank tops
toiletries

Other: passports
tickets
laptop
laptop charger
cell phone
cell phone charger
outlet adapter
backup phone before leaving

money
ski mask

San Diego… did not go EXACTLY as planned.

We never made it to the zoo. no, seriously.

NOT because we were busy having hours of mind blowing passionate sex, but because we were too distracted by the OTHER zoo also known as Barona Casino. (we lost)
feeding time at the zoo:
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A quick trip to the Gaslamp District for paninis, gelato, and red velvet cupcakes was an essential part of our trip. Alex shall fill in the blanks with pictures later… i think.

We also passed out poolside TWICE. San Diego’s population apparently consists of professional divers… “Hey man, i think you had too much recoil!” …what does that even mean!?

Alex doesn’t wake up. And if he does, he just falls back asleep wherever necessary:
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Otherwise, the trip consisted mainly of lots of jokes and shit talking (mainly on his part), with a few spurts of seriousness.

a few memorable quotes:

A: I remember why i don’t like their cornbread. it has corn in it.

L: I don’t like being called fat.
A: Fat people are so emotional.
L: That’s so mean!
A: Just don’t go and eat away your sorrows.

L: Do i only get to touch you when it is purely for your pleasure?
A: uh, DUH!

L: Do you wanna get dessert?
A: We might as well, the bill ain’t getting any cheaper!

A: You’re retarded!
L: Is that a fat joke?

L: Isn’t this a cute bathing suit?
A: It’s very Betty Ford… I mean Betty Paige.

(after reading text)
A: So do you wanna have oral?
L: :horrified face: OH!!! I thought you were talking to me!

L: Please, can I beg of you, can you show turn signals?
A: I DO when no one’s around! Wait, no.

Overall, a good trip. Nice to get away.

I love you, Kermy.

My Weekly Check-In

I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been distracted by quite the amazing lady-friend. :)

Anyway, what’s going on? Anyone want something juicy? I got something for you. Alex and Liza took a trip to San Diego together. My opinion? They should do it. By “it”, I mean copulate.

Make some babies. I can see you two together. Afterall… you can’t fake how passionate you two were at EDC. LOL

Last night/Early this morning.

So I just remembered, last night I was on a shit load of XanaX, and while driving back from newport beach from a banquet, I stumbled across Alex’s job. The door was open so I walked in. Yelling aloud for him I didn’t know if he were there, so i proceeded to walk around, it must have been 15 minutes before i found him in a weird staff room. Sorry Alex!!!