Liza Katsman

…i moved/copied this from my later late night bio update. therefore, there are 2 pretty much identical posts floating around. oops, oh, well.

Age: biologically, 20. mentally, ranging from about 7 to 52.

Education: Copious amounts of community college, now entering UCLA as physiological science major… with about 10-12 years of school still left. yay…. :/

Sexual orientation: TBD. For now, it’s still pending… but I’ll tell ya.. figuring it out is more than half the fun.

Favorite curse words:
English: some combination of the word cunt to something random. i.e.: fuckercunt
Russian: pidaras or pascooda. I seriously don’t even know how to translate those, I’d need help.

Fun Facts:
-I love Harry Potter. Books, Movies, galleries, exhibits… shower me with fan-dom please.
-Vampires turn me on beyond any healthy point. This has been true since before Twilight was even written.
-I can fit my fist in my mouth.
-Farsi is slowly becoming my 3rd language… behem hooka bedeh!!
-Sometimes, I wish i could just fuck school and run off to become a freelance photographer. Too bad i’m not good enough to make any money.
-If the beer limes run out at a party, it’s because i ate them all.
-Waiters can not keep up with how fast i drink diet coke, so they just bring 3 at a time. With about an entire lemon for each one.
-I saw the Spice Girls live… in 1999 and in 2008.
-When you pet me, i PLURRRRRRRRR.
-When I PLUR, I pet you back.

In a general sense…: I’m kinda LOUD. kinda crazy. a little bit spontaneous… i’m a good mix of a lot of obnoxious, yet usually lovable qualities.