Heard The Herd

Does no one use this anymore? And bla-DOW! The posse (that never...

Thu, 28 Jan 2010 15:08:00 -0800

Does no one use this anymore? And bla-DOW! The posse (that never actually existed) has dissipated (despite the lack of existence). Adorus Majorus - let’s revive this world.

The type of

Tue, 03 Nov 2009 12:21:00 -0800

control i have over mah anti-pancreatic disposition is apparently meant for individuals with at least ten years of life left. good to know! So i can buy tickets for TAO 2020? SHKITTLES!

Wilford and I got it goin’ on.

Sat, 17 Oct 2009 02:40:00 -0700

Wilford and I got it goin’ on.

C'est la vie... Boheme.

Mon, 14 Sep 2009 16:44:00 -0700

- and I wouldn’t have it any other way. CHEERS to evolution and REvolution, where there is a will, there is a way, and millions of delights with that way.

I have to say that life, bittersweet as it may be, is best as such. I hope all y’all childrens will come to agree with me when I say that every moment is nothing but phenomenal, in it’s own way.

Dying...slowly

Tue, 18 Aug 2009 19:16:12 -0700

I won’t be home until Sunday and it’s starting to kill me. I have nothing to do, no phone and my nagging old grandmother’s keeping me company (I do love them though!)

I have had 2 days of spaghetti (pigs feet and neckbones included).

A southern style breakfast every morning.

My fair share of Touched by an Angel and Matlock.

The only good things about this trip are that I’m still getting paid in full for my vacation by my job aaaand the $130 ring I’ll be sportin’ when I come back! Courtesy of my family as a late birthday gift.

I’m slowly gaining weight again…AMAZING, I KNOW!

I’ve renewed interest in Dawson’s Creek. The first season is actually REALLy edgy and exciting.

My Aunt FINALLY came out to me….come on bitch, you’re favorite show was “the L word.” Good times.

I discovered I move in Oct 3rd and have from the beginning of Sept to then to LEGITIMATELY party since I’ll only be working 3-4 days a week now (at severely reduced pay and only minor free ticket priviledges…sorry!)

P.S. I REALLY want to go to a Power Ranger’s party. Oh, Rita…you crafty bitch. Zordon, you wrinkly old man you.

Two Other Things

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:26:37 -0700

Watch the movie Primer. It’ll blow your mind so fucking hard you won’t even remember what the concept of time travel is. You have to watch this movie at least twice to semi-understand it. GO! NOW!

The other thing I wanted to mention is a Power Ranger party. Hell yes, I want to throw a Power Ranger’s party. I’m downloading the first season right now and I expect to watch it with a group of people at my place. We’re going to do this old school: koolaid, fruit rollups, and whatever else you ate during the youngin’ days while watching t.v from 2-5 p.m.

Tales From The Fisch

Thu, 13 Aug 2009 14:23:51 -0700

Whew, I’m alive. Sort of. Here’s a quick breadown:

Ibiza was fun. However I also have a bad taste in my mouth because of the unfortunate turn of events that occured. Let me try to paint you the picture:

You go to adult Disneyland, and it’s essentially paradise. Everywhere you turn it’s exactly what you could hope for as an adult. Half-naked women, beautiful beaches, 4-star luxury pools, amazing house music, and more. It’s all great, and you enjoy this paradise for a few days and then all of the sudden the side of “too much good stuff” comes out and you start getting furiously raped in the ass by the fist of Ibiza. Day 7, lose new iPhone 3Gs. Day 8 somehow lose your earing. Day 9: get really sick, potentially having the Swine Flu. I find it ironic this all starts on the “holy” day. Thank god for the seventh day of rest and the cursed 4 days I had to spend in bed getting over the horrible stages of my flu.

Still, in the end, it was worth it. I just wish I wasn’t so vehemently fucked by Ibiza’s bad side.

At least… I came back with my sanity, for the most part… right? :)

So what’s going on now?

I’m rocking my old iPhone (old school babbbbbby). I repierced/stretched my ear. I’m going to go see District 9 tonight.

:(

Wed, 12 Aug 2009 12:12:24 -0700

to where hath the herd vanished?

i hate beamers.

Mon, 03 Aug 2009 15:45:26 -0700

Today, I was walking with my mom to get frozen yogurt when a 5-series BMW parked in a handicap spot backed up and hit me (my leg). My mom tried to stop her (young prissy bitch… who btw was NOT handicapped), but she pulled out and tried to drive off and almost hit my mom. It was a new car with no license plate number, and there were no witnesses. I was too startled to remember to take a picture, so i had no basis for a police report. FML.

on the bright side, the frozen yogurt was delicious. on the not so bright side, i was so pissed and startled, i could barely taste it.

Ibiza, bitch.

Sun, 02 Aug 2009 13:32:09 -0700

Vinson and I are in Ibiza. It’s our second day.

If you’d like to follow our adventure, check out http://blog.weheartibiza.com

...everyone's disappearing...

Fri, 31 Jul 2009 13:24:09 -0700

…Elina’s in the Caribbean…
…Dan and Vin left to Ibiza this morning…
…Emily and Mac are going to New York on Sunday…

I would take any of the above in a minute. But I get to stay and burn in LA.

It’s all good… hope they all have the most amazing time ever! Can’t wait to see pictures and hear stories!

IBIZA LIST!!!

Mon, 27 Jul 2009 18:56:36 -0700

15 pairs of socks
15 pairs of boxers
14 shirts
swim trunks
linen pants
shorts
3 jeans
flip flops
shoes
belts
tank tops
toiletries

Other: passports
tickets
laptop
laptop charger
cell phone
cell phone charger
outlet adapter
backup phone before leaving

money
ski mask

San Diego... did not go EXACTLY as planned.

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 16:18:00 -0700

We never made it to the zoo. no, seriously.

NOT because we were busy having hours of mind blowing passionate sex, but because we were too distracted by the OTHER zoo also known as Barona Casino. (we lost)
feeding time at the zoo:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/WineDineN69/IMG_0023.jpg
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/WineDineN69/IMG_0024.jpg

A quick trip to the Gaslamp District for paninis, gelato, and red velvet cupcakes was an essential part of our trip. Alex shall fill in the blanks with pictures later… i think.

We also passed out poolside TWICE. San Diego’s population apparently consists of professional divers… “Hey man, i think you had too much recoil!” …what does that even mean!?

Alex doesn’t wake up. And if he does, he just falls back asleep wherever necessary:
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v74/WineDineN69/IMG_0021.jpg

Otherwise, the trip consisted mainly of lots of jokes and shit talking (mainly on his part), with a few spurts of seriousness.

a few memorable quotes:

A: I remember why i don’t like their cornbread. it has corn in it.

L: I don’t like being called fat.
A: Fat people are so emotional.
L: That’s so mean!
A: Just don’t go and eat away your sorrows.

L: Do i only get to touch you when it is purely for your pleasure?
A: uh, DUH!

L: Do you wanna get dessert?
A: We might as well, the bill ain’t getting any cheaper!

A: You’re retarded!
L: Is that a fat joke?

L: Isn’t this a cute bathing suit?
A: It’s very Betty Ford… I mean Betty Paige.

(after reading text)
A: So do you wanna have oral?
L: :horrified face: OH!!! I thought you were talking to me!

L: Please, can I beg of you, can you show turn signals?
A: I DO when no one’s around! Wait, no.

Overall, a good trip. Nice to get away.

I love you, Kermy.

My Weekly Check-In

Sun, 26 Jul 2009 04:17:55 -0700

I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been distracted by quite the amazing lady-friend. :)

Anyway, what’s going on? Anyone want something juicy? I got something for you. Alex and Liza took a trip to San Diego together. My opinion? They should do it. By “it”, I mean copulate.

Make some babies. I can see you two together. Afterall… you can’t fake how passionate you two were at EDC. LOL

SOOO…. before Jon or Emily can put in their two cents, I...

Thu, 23 Jul 2009 02:40:09 -0700

SOOO…. before Jon or Emily can put in their two cents, I post the picture (from Jon’s Phone) myself…

That is a super cute super drunk girl at the bar next to the Pig sitting on my lap telling me stories of broken hearted sorrow. Her name was Sara and if i was a guy, I’d have had a boner.

If she texts me when she is sober (she drunk texted me once i went home…), I’ll be rejoicing greatly. But i doubt such rejoicing will occur. Eh, whatever. GREAT 10 minutes those were.

Last night/Early this morning.

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 20:00:35 -0700

So I just remembered, last night I was on a shit load of XanaX, and while driving back from newport beach from a banquet, I stumbled across Alex’s job. The door was open so I walked in. Yelling aloud for him I didn’t know if he were there, so i proceeded to walk around, it must have been 15 minutes before i found him in a weird staff room. Sorry Alex!!!

So today, I went with my friend Andrea to buy a Nissan GT-R. I...

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 19:24:24 -0700

So today, I went with my friend Andrea to buy a Nissan GT-R. I got to drive it to, and from newport beach. Most amazing driving experience I ever had!!!!!!! She spent roughly $82,000 cash. I guess being a trust fund kid has its advantages.

Is… that a black person on the couch?

Wed, 22 Jul 2009 13:35:19 -0700

Is… that a black person on the couch?

yesterday was... dirty.

Tue, 21 Jul 2009 14:32:00 -0700

We started with poker…

-blah blah poker talk… blah blah…
===> insert sexual comments
-thai food arrives
===> insert sexual comments
-talking about death penalty with Dan’s god-dad
===> insert rape talk and sexual comments
-move on to defining which animals we all are within the herd.
===> insert copious amount of sexual comaprisons, i.e. “oh, _____? she’d be a whore.”
-moving on to the jacuzzi and a very murky pool.
===> insert sexual innuendos about Liza’s pants getting wet.
-back to Dan’s apt, he takes a shower and runs out in his boxers.
===> insert a whole conversation about dan’s penis, including the possibility of www.dansdick.com
-night moves on to the Pig (like always) and we play a friendly game of pool.
===> insert endless ball and rack jokes.
-many other members of Herd go to Vinson’s house to get drunk.
===> insert lots of rape-like and dirty activity that i am unaware of, yet i am SURE occured.

Keeping in mind, throughout all of this, there was LOTS more conversation strictly about balls, boobs, sex, rape, molesting, cock, sucking, blowing, you name it.

Dan has some of this caught on video. I am almost frightened to recall such frivolous activity.

just saying.

that is all.

Liza

Hey guys, I recently checked out my cousin’s blog with his friends: they’re a bunch of...

Mon, 20 Jul 2009 22:39:13 -0700

Hey guys,

I recently checked out my cousin’s blog with his friends: they’re a bunch of DJs from Virginia Tech (well, most of them), and I was pretty damn impressed ;)

Check it out for yourselves

www.yourspecialsauce.blogspot.com

They’ve got some Amazzziiinngg music