Elina Z.
San Diego… did not go EXACTLY as planned.
We never made it to the zoo. no, seriously.
NOT because we were busy having hours of mind blowing passionate sex, but because we were too distracted by the OTHER zoo also known as Barona Casino. (we lost)
feeding time at the zoo:
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A quick trip to the Gaslamp District for paninis, gelato, and red velvet cupcakes was an essential part of our trip. Alex shall fill in the blanks with pictures later… i think.
We also passed out poolside TWICE. San Diego’s population apparently consists of professional divers… “Hey man, i think you had too much recoil!” …what does that even mean!?
Alex doesn’t wake up. And if he does, he just falls back asleep wherever necessary:
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Otherwise, the trip consisted mainly of lots of jokes and shit talking (mainly on his part), with a few spurts of seriousness.
a few memorable quotes:
A: I remember why i don’t like their cornbread. it has corn in it.
L: I don’t like being called fat.
A: Fat people are so emotional.
L: That’s so mean!
A: Just don’t go and eat away your sorrows.
L: Do i only get to touch you when it is purely for your pleasure?
A: uh, DUH!
L: Do you wanna get dessert?
A: We might as well, the bill ain’t getting any cheaper!
A: You’re retarded!
L: Is that a fat joke?
L: Isn’t this a cute bathing suit?
A: It’s very Betty Ford… I mean Betty Paige.
(after reading text)
A: So do you wanna have oral?
L: :horrified face: OH!!! I thought you were talking to me!
L: Please, can I beg of you, can you show turn signals?
A: I DO when no one’s around! Wait, no.
Overall, a good trip. Nice to get away.
I love you, Kermy.
