San Diego… did not go EXACTLY as planned.

We never made it to the zoo. no, seriously.

NOT because we were busy having hours of mind blowing passionate sex, but because we were too distracted by the OTHER zoo also known as Barona Casino. (we lost)
feeding time at the zoo:
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A quick trip to the Gaslamp District for paninis, gelato, and red velvet cupcakes was an essential part of our trip. Alex shall fill in the blanks with pictures later… i think.

We also passed out poolside TWICE. San Diego’s population apparently consists of professional divers… “Hey man, i think you had too much recoil!” …what does that even mean!?

Alex doesn’t wake up. And if he does, he just falls back asleep wherever necessary:
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Otherwise, the trip consisted mainly of lots of jokes and shit talking (mainly on his part), with a few spurts of seriousness.

a few memorable quotes:

A: I remember why i don’t like their cornbread. it has corn in it.

L: I don’t like being called fat.
A: Fat people are so emotional.
L: That’s so mean!
A: Just don’t go and eat away your sorrows.

L: Do i only get to touch you when it is purely for your pleasure?
A: uh, DUH!

L: Do you wanna get dessert?
A: We might as well, the bill ain’t getting any cheaper!

A: You’re retarded!
L: Is that a fat joke?

L: Isn’t this a cute bathing suit?
A: It’s very Betty Ford… I mean Betty Paige.

(after reading text)
A: So do you wanna have oral?
L: :horrified face: OH!!! I thought you were talking to me!

L: Please, can I beg of you, can you show turn signals?
A: I DO when no one’s around! Wait, no.

Overall, a good trip. Nice to get away.

I love you, Kermy.

My Weekly Check-In

I haven’t posted in a while. I’ve been distracted by quite the amazing lady-friend. :)

Anyway, what’s going on? Anyone want something juicy? I got something for you. Alex and Liza took a trip to San Diego together. My opinion? They should do it. By “it”, I mean copulate.

Make some babies. I can see you two together. Afterall… you can’t fake how passionate you two were at EDC. LOL

K, 3:33am calls for a “real” bio.

I feel like James Lipton, except that I am interviewing myself. You are cool if you understood that reference…. OK. Here goes nothin’…

Age: biologically, 20. mentally, ranging from about 7 to 52.

Education: Copious amounts of community college, now entering UCLA as physiological science major… with about 10-12 years of school still left. yay…. :/

Sexual orientation: TBD. For now, it’s still pending… but I’ll tell ya.. figuring it out is more than half the fun.

Favorite curse words:
English: some combination of the word cunt to something random. i.e.: fuckercunt
Russian: pidaras or pascooda. I seriously don’t even know how to translate those, I’d need help.

Fun Facts:
-I love Harry Potter. Books, Movies, galleries, exhibits… shower me with fan-dom please.
-Vampires turn me on beyond any healthy point. This has been true since before Twilight was even written.
-I can fit my fist in my mouth.
-Farsi is slowly becoming my 3rd language… behem hooka bedeh!!
-Sometimes, I wish i could just fuck school and run off to become a freelance photographer. Too bad i’m not good enough to make any money.
-If the beer limes run out at a party, it’s because i ate them all.
-Waiters can not keep up with how fast i drink diet coke, so they just bring 3 at a time. With about an entire lemon for each one.
-I saw the Spice Girls live… in 1999 and in 2008.
-When you pet me, i PLURRRRRRRRR.
-When I PLUR, I pet you back.

These are all that come to mind at now…. 4:00am. And that was fucking long. Damn.

Herd members, please feel free to add those that i missed. I’m sure there are many.

Love, peace, and chicken grease.

Liza